The Furries of Non opresive German Empire is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Lily with an even hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate population of 4.931 billion Non opresive German Empireans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized, liberal government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berlin. The average income tax rate is 70.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Non opresive German Empirean economy, worth 577 trillion lakes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 117,067 lakes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Statue-sitting has replaced the stake-out as the dullest form of police duty, prime commercial land is being swamped with archaeological teams, advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines, and diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Non opresive German Empire's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Non opresive German Empire is ranked 74,508^th in the world and 103^rd in Conch Kingdom for Most Corrupt Governments, with 23.15 kickbacks per hour.